2008

Jul

Sold out bitches!

Jun

“By the way all but one show is sold out now. You guys better...”
— the illustrious Mark Roberts....

“Starting in the Middle Ages, people who could not read used...”
— from this fluff piece about...

GENTLEMAN AUCTION HOUSE.

TONIGHT. In case you’ve never been to an outdoor Mike...

ljmarkel.muxtape.com

I moved this little bitty bird from the busy streetside...

(via obamaporn)

“I woke up and he was screaming; I’d left him...”
— Laura Marling, “Night...

I think the Amazon Kindle is a really innovative and wonderful idea, and would buy one for myself...

exclusive behind-the-scenes shot (via lindsey j. hooray)

runaway golf cart, starring lindsey j. and brandon l. markel...

dad, me and brandon on father’s day (via lindsey j....

syd’s sweet tat (via lindsey j. hooray) from the...

the sky on father’s day (via lindsey j. hooray)

“The summer night is like a perfection of thought.”
— Wallace Stevens

I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (with Flowers in My Hair), Sandi Thom

“When you fax your resume addressed to the actual decision...”
— I just got a fax at work of a...

“We’ll cut our bodies free from the tethers of this...”
— Ben Gibbard, Death Cab for...

Rachael Ray Drinking Game

“All kinds of things could be made even more awesomer with...”
— George. This (true) statement...

Job Profile: Awesome Senior Designer

I videotaped a post from Gala Darling yesterday, completely inspired, and today she blogged about...

Women Marries Eiffel Tower

thewordunheard: (via pictures for sad children)

Does anyone want to go see this with me tonight? I have two...

fuck, seriously, laura marling’s my manic and i ep is the best thing i’ve spent money on...

one of my favorite photos from last weekend. i like how it...

Larry is playing a bunch of Curb Service shows this week. Go say hi! WED. JUNE 4th@ HIGH NOON...

courtneyc: Martian sunset as captured by NASA’s Mars...

“For my money, the “we were lied to” chorus only represents...”
— Jim Kunstler (via azspot)

THIS WEATHER FOREVER. lemonade and the pool. syd at the skate park, kissing his scruffy little neck...

breakfast of champions

May

“my grade school had this thing called “santa’s...”
— why kaitlin is my funniest...

Curb Service (and then DJ Legtwo) at Cowboy Monkey at 10:30...

dear internets.

we are in minneapolis. here is a list of things that happened tonight: - we saw bizarro larry gates...

“Have a classic day!”
— This is how Coca-Cola signs...

jody tissier, who broke a million little indie-rock hearts...

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the...”
— Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You,...

Welcome to the world, Maureen Grace...

I love you already. Get better soon so we can snuggle.

Going to Jane Addams on my lunch break is my new favorite...

“I myself sampled a bit of the “Vanilla Nut” –style coffee....”
— a response I received after...

b/c my mom is the best.

facts about my mother: gave birth to brandon and me the most generous person i know is our #1...

Baez! - Bonjour (2005)

last weekend, at the park - first dandelion crown of the...

“I can also open a bottle of wine using only a tree.”
— Addie, after opening a bottle...

Apr

The Time I Ignored a Celebrity

Friday night, Larry played a free show at the Illini Union, and after his set, I went outside with...

“We put the ‘it’ in ‘newspaper.’”
— The Paper is great. And Amanda...

Self-help: 25 Things All Women Should Learn...

From now on I refuse to see any live act who is not Yea Big...

i love-a love-a love-a love-a love-a love-a love-a love-a...

Surprise party!

They opened the windows on the bus today.

This morning, as I was getting on the bus, my bus driver (Brad! Holla!) said, “Oh, you dropped...

I hope you guys like this video of me.

Who has two thumbs and fixed her broken Macbook all by her...

A big fat mama in a thong and a college girl with nothing on share a laugh over a lemonade Seven...

knitted heart, by sarah illenberger.

“I don’t know if you have been to London, but you would...”
— my boss, who is in London...

A Conversation I Would Live to Regret

Weather: Hey, Lindsey! Today, your first day back to work after being sick for two days, you should wear those totally adorable strappy sandals to celebrate!
Lindsey: Will do, buddy! But only if you promise to get really cold and rain torrentially when I'm outside on my lunch break!
Weather, Lindsey [in unison]: It's a deal! [They high five]

the scratchy throat i noticed yesterday afternoon has...

THIS IS NOT A BEATLES TATTOO. When people look at my arm and...

“Read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re...”
— Neil Gaiman (via sugerbuzz)

Syd is really into praying lately, especially blessing food before meals. This morning I made...

hazlewood.muxtape.com

photos from this week

mike, rachel, lg and i went to jupiter’s this week for dinner and eric was working in the...

this is so funny, and somehow keeps a good-natured tone, even though it would be exceptionally easy...

the only problem i have with this video is that nobody called me to be in it. edited to add: and the...

Woody Allen, every hipster’s favorite hipster, is suing American Apparel for upwards of $10...

Mar

What Claudia Wore

DREAM EMPLOYER AHOY

Two weeks from today, I start at Volition! !!!

Some TMI with your Monday?

I’m pretty miffed that nobody correctly diagnosed me as having flat feet until Colleen did...

i cannot stop watching this

“when it’s car vs. bus, bus will always win. but when...”
— kaitlin, re: bus accidents and...

“I don’t know. Watch bad TV? Smoke crystal meth?”
— Larry, on what “normal...

frances, bradley, sarah and i on cheetah chase (at busch gardens last week), a roller coaster which...

so i had just taken a photo of a little anole sitting...

“LOCK UP YOUR VALUABLES I’M COMING OVER”
— the email from sarah that told...

my confession is that my friend josh posted this photo of...

i rearranged all our books!

(via topherchris)

"unfortunately, i do not know where his...

my boss is a pretty big deal in his field, it’s true. he was in both time and newsweek just...

New Safety Setback Grounds Southwest Planes

puppy fever continues

this morning as i was walking to work i saw a student walking into a sorority house with a tiny jack...

“just the idea of lindsey and frances together in florida...”
— sarah j.m.

r.i.p.

saturday night, i had firefox and itunes open on my macbook, and when i went to quit itunes,...

Boogying Around the Farmland: Marimbist and...

syd the kid playing larry’s guitar pre-set, @ high...

pete droge, ‘going whichever way the wind blows’

i used to be very eloquent and equally...

Maybe you are not the kind of person I am; maybe you don’t chart yourself the same way I do;...

the language, robert creeley

Locate Ilove you some-where inteeth andeyes, biteit buttake care notto hurt, youwant somuch...

“You know, you should tell your friend if she ever wanted to...”
— a student of kelly’s;...

sp editors' emails

ryan: I don't believe in the Augustinian notion that there is such a thing as a "just war." So, in my opinion, ALL war is bad; not only the unjust ones--if there even is such a thing (which I don't believe there is).
seth: totally - you are entitled that opinion for sure - and you are welcome to change it up. That's part of the fun. But - I am damn glad that someone stepped up to Hitler in WWII otherwise, the gaping hole in my family would probably have extended to myself. But - that is just me.
me: man. the holocaust card.
seth: can't be topped.

“The very best moment in any long journey that makes your...”
— my note from the universe...

idk you guys, blame spring* and amy adams. *the dream of

the hallway outside my office—the building is going through...

gathered wind in his fists so the stars...

i made bread last night. i brought my macbook into the kitchen and played two episodes of...

“i want to just be at home watching larry david and eating...”
— kelly, in the middle of a work...

Who Says Women Aren't Funny?: Entertainment &...

larry, saturday night w/ elsinore our weekend was really...

Lost: A theory on time travel

Feb

How Did "No Means No" Become A Fun Rape...

smile politely editors' email

lindsey to editors: you guys, eleven minutes until the booze begins...i just saw a blind man trip over the VELVET ROPES set up outside c.o.'s. :(
chris to editors: i'm not blind. just heavily inebriated and deeply excited to get inside.

Yes Yes Y’all and Smile Politely are giving you the chance...

“abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz” i love how the younger boy will often originally have a letter close to...

co-worker: knock, knock! hi—i was just wondering if (boss) would be in soon.
lindsey: no, not until the afternoon, why?
co-worker: well, i'm heading home; there are fumes in the building, he knows that, and there isn't a clean place for me to work, so—
lindsey: wait, there are FUMES in the building?
co-worker: (sniffs air) well, it smells more like perfume in here. but yes, it's all pins and needles in my head already. (exits, selfishly saving own life)
rest of office: (continues as usual)
lindsey: (panics silently)

“Schweighart rejected a suggestion from Herman that he not...”
— city council meeting on how to...

atmosphere, ‘the things that hate us.’ from strictly leakage. bah, slug is winning me...

i’ve got my philosophy. (via ronen)

garfield minus garfield

“If you knew just how scared most people are, Lindsey,...”
— my note from the universe...

The News-Gazette.com: Man's murder trial...

“OUR FRIEND SIGMEY OUR FRIEND SIGMEY”
— sarah’s nephew petey,...

we got to have syd the kid last weekend, and every other weekend from now on. i love him. he is...

holla, APA style icons

as first an aspiring english major, and then an english major, i was spoon-fed MLA Style ever since...

the long, interrupted close-up shots of the mother are so incredibly creepy. and by creepy, i mean...

“we were reading the very hungry caterpillar in west side...”
— a dream my friend (and former...

life is awesome.i got ready for the hip-hop show by dancing around in my underwear to the new lupe...

but he was lookin’ at her all funny in the eye she said ‘c’mon boy tell me what...

Free Personal Finance Software, Money...

Girls with balloons « Flickr Blog

Kate Nash - Nicest Thing i wish that we could give it a go, see if we could be something. i wish i...

josie and me, last weekend in wisconsin (via sarah’s...

i am really disturbed by how little i am able to eat in a day lately without feeling hungry.

How to be Happy - Watch Video: Doc Zone :...

i spent the weekend in wisconsin at hillary and eric’s, to visit with hillary and sarah, but...

the mighty mos def. [via pitchfork]

(via lindsey c.) it’s true!

today

i am reminded how stupid it is to come to work on cold medicine instead of just staying home sick.